Did everyone have a good Halloween?
Good for you. (I hate you all.)
What did I do for Halloween?
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Well to explain that I would have to first explain how last week ended. Which was... in a word... interesting.
Let’s see shall we, on Wednesday I was starting prep for a new mission which was on Sunday. (This is connected to how my Halloween went.) During the prep there was a bit of a “debate” about personnel for the mission. As it stands it’s going to be Michael and Katie up front. Stanley and I doing our non-combat thing and mister cutie will be coming along to observe on behalf of the Big Boss Man. (Nothing awkward or potentially catastrophic about that line up at all)
On Thursday I had to put up with an unscheduled “visit” otherwise known as a hostile occupation of my living space by the most incredibly irritating Bride-To-Be that has ever lived. She was in the city to get her dress sorted and apparently she needs to keep it at my house, which she is less happy about than I am and so she bought a safe...
Let me repeat this SHE BOUGHT A SAFE to put the dress in so she could be sure that I wouldn’t “do something unfortunate” (My family’s faith in me is heart warming don’t you think.)
Oh yes and there’s the strange package that arrived on... wait for it... Friday. It came with a card and the card had one word on it... wait for it... yes you guessed it. (Oh Joy he knows where I live... again.)
I’ll get back to the package later.
For now I need to sleep, and also probably see about moving house again... we’ll see.
