Monday, 19 September 2011

All The Pretty People

Have you ever been so distracted while drinking your tea (say by a devastatingly handsome man who your picturing as the father to your hypothetical children) that you misjudge the timing and angle of the mug to lips uncoupling, resulting in a humiliating spectacle and a tea stain that will absolutely not come out of my favourite shirt!

Oh, you haven’t?

Well, um neither have I.

Talking of incredibly good looking people, Helena cropped up on our radar today. She’s the ridiculously attractive woman, who can apparently teleport and also happens to be the only super powered villain to get away. (Cough, and also Daniel I guess, Cough.)

The Big Boss Man brought a bunch of files on her that I shall be spending my week going through (thrilling life eh?) He wants us to focus on her and ignore everything else. Which didn’t exactly go down well. At all.

I can’t actually hear what’s being said in Director Moore’s office when the door’s closed (no matter how hard I try) but through the glass and it looked like Director Moore was protesting while Big Boss Man appeared to be busy not caring.

Usually this would be the part where Michael and Katie would burst into the office demanding to have their views heard (while I sit out here wishing I knew what they were saying and wondering if I could use my invisibility to get into the cinema for free) but they were busy breaking up.

I didn’t see this take place but I can guarantee it happened because most of my wine is gone and Katie is in my bathroom right now pretending not to be crying before she heads back out here to explain more of Michael’s faults to me. (Fun night, can you tell?)

Oh, here she comes, let the “festivities” resume.

As an aside though, why does she still look amazing even when she’s “Break-up” drunk? When I’m “break-up” drunk I look like a swamp monster (complete with slime.)