Is it just me or does it feel like the last two months have gone by in a flash?
I thought this year would be a fresh start a new chapter in the utterly pointless and boring story of my life. It’s already eleven days into the third month of 2011 and what are my accomplishments to date?
· Managed to wake up on new years day without a hangover, mostly cause I didn’t go out. (The only party I was invited to would have meant bumping into my ex)
· Pined after Michael while still hoping that him and Katie make it work. (What’s wrong with me.)
· Used my invisibility to get a free ride on a train. (Am a hardened criminal.) (Actually typed gardened criminal by accident before realising it was probably less ridiculous.)
· Pointed a gun at someone
· Had a gun pointed at me.
· Was kissed by a telekinetic prick (although it felt more like an attempt at humiliation than a romantic gesture)
· Let said prick escape custody (cancelling out my heroic triumph over him at Christmas )
Wow I really am useless.